The joke of the day

[EFC]

En fait, j'ai tellement entendu autour de moi des gens dire "punaise t'as vu ça ?" avec comme source le gorafi, que je préfère préciser ...

http://www.legorafi.fr/2013/06/11/stupid...le-savoir/

[Madinho]

Tu nous prends pour des gros débiles depuis que tu t'es absenté quelques mois, quoi

Si c'est à moi que tu parles, je dément formellement.

Je ne vous prends pas pour des gros débiles depuis que je me suis absenté.

C'était déjà le cas avant

[Mister Ma]

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+ ca http://www.legorafi.fr/2013/07/05/comicc...8-blesses/
et j'ai fais ma journee
A noter le commentaire priceless d'un certain Sauron

[Kdom93]

Imanol trolle les journalistes :

http://www.lerugbynistere.fr/news/quand-...131251.php

[Omer2]

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeit...12799.html

[EFC]

http://www.popnsport.com/actus/113951/il...ancelotti/

Certains sont pas mal faits je trouve.

[MeuMeu]

sympa

[le_filtre]

[Gildar]

Très bon.
Deschamps Fernandez,Duga et d'autres que j'oublie ils sont vraiment pas mauvais.

[Mars]

Ce soir j'ai été contacté sur Skype par une demoiselle (ou pas) d'Accra, je poste l'intégrule de la conversation :

[19/07/2013 00:52:08] Janet Justin: Dear Sir/ Madam.

I am very sorry to disturb you with my problems, but i need your help so urgent before i will become a dead person.
My name is Florence Janet Aidoo. I am 27yrs of age, I am originally from Liberia but stays in Accra Ghana. My obligation of contacting you now is to assist me receive my inheritance funds, my uncle is threatening me as i refuse to hand over the documents to him and the bank has given me a dead line or the Government of Ghana will confiscate my funds into the treasury account due to it long stayed in the bank of no claim. Please write me here (florencea111@yahoo.com) so that i give you more details.

Yours Sincerely
Florence
[25/07/2013 23:09:44] Janet Justin: Hi Mars, I'd like to add you as a contact. Janet Justin
[25/07/2013 23:10:30] Mars: fuck you
[25/07/2013 23:10:44] Janet Justin: why
[25/07/2013 23:10:47] Janet Justin: no no
[25/07/2013 23:10:49] Janet Justin: please
[25/07/2013 23:10:50] Mars: why not ?
[25/07/2013 23:10:56] Janet Justin: i have been waiting for you
[25/07/2013 23:11:00] Janet Justin: over 3 days
[25/07/2013 23:11:01] Mars: xD
[25/07/2013 23:11:05] Janet Justin: good evening
[25/07/2013 23:11:08] Mars: yes, of course
[25/07/2013 23:11:15] Mars: true story, isn't it ?
[25/07/2013 23:11:20] Janet Justin: welcome
[25/07/2013 23:11:33] Janet Justin: yeah this is really true story
[25/07/2013 23:11:38] Mars: are you a Dead Island player ?
[25/07/2013 23:11:46] Janet Justin: you can come over to see me by yourself
[25/07/2013 23:11:52] Mars: do you know Sinamoï ?
[25/07/2013 23:11:54] Janet Justin: nooooooooooooo
[25/07/2013 23:12:03] Janet Justin: who is that?
[25/07/2013 23:12:58] Mars: ok, you don't know him....it's a shame
[25/07/2013 23:13:06] Mars: i hope you know Thierry Moussin
[25/07/2013 23:13:26] Janet Justin: I have no idea
[25/07/2013 23:13:33] Janet Justin: please tell me
[25/07/2013 23:13:45] Mars: why ?
[25/07/2013 23:13:57] Mars: "Janet Justin", like "Justin Bieber" ?
[25/07/2013 23:14:11] Janet Justin: I saw your name and picture here and i wanted to cofirm as my spirit want me to write you
[25/07/2013 23:14:17] Janet Justin: yeah
[25/07/2013 23:14:21] Janet Justin: lol
[25/07/2013 23:14:36] Mars: your spirit is crazy
[25/07/2013 23:15:08] Janet Justin: not at all
[25/07/2013 23:15:21] Janet Justin: ywhy
[25/07/2013 23:15:21] Mars: oh wait, i have a question !
[25/07/2013 23:15:27] Janet Justin: ok
[25/07/2013 23:15:49] Mars: http://sitamnesty.files.wordpress.com/20...ualite.png
[25/07/2013 23:15:55] Mars: it's you, no ?
[25/07/2013 23:17:08] Mars: ANSWER TO MY QUESTION !
[25/07/2013 23:17:25] Janet Justin: hhmm
[25/07/2013 23:17:29] Janet Justin: that is never me
[25/07/2013 23:17:34] Mars: :(
[25/07/2013 23:17:37] Janet Justin: am a young lady
[25/07/2013 23:17:42] Mars: LOL
[25/07/2013 23:17:43] Janet Justin: not a man ok
[25/07/2013 23:17:48] Mars: of course :D
[25/07/2013 23:18:06] Mars: and i'm the Queen of England
[25/07/2013 23:18:43] Mars: so, what do you want, "young lady" ?
[25/07/2013 23:19:41] Janet Justin: lol
[25/07/2013 23:19:45] Janet Justin: queen?
[25/07/2013 23:19:58] Janet Justin: how can you be queen?
[25/07/2013 23:20:04] Janet Justin: i wish this could be truth
[25/07/2013 23:20:11] Mars: yeah, blablabla
[25/07/2013 23:20:13] Janet Justin: i would love so much to meet with queen
[25/07/2013 23:20:27] Mars: and seriously, what do you want from me ?
[25/07/2013 23:21:23] Janet Justin: i want your help please
[25/07/2013 23:21:45] Janet Justin: do not over look me
[25/07/2013 23:21:54] Janet Justin: my request
[25/07/2013 23:22:18] Janet Justin: i wrote to solicit your help
[25/07/2013 23:22:50] Mars: "i want your help please", "i wrote to solicit your help", i understood the first time
[25/07/2013 23:22:52] Mars: help for what ?
[25/07/2013 23:23:41] Janet Justin: this is really serious
[25/07/2013 23:23:49] Mars: i'm sure this is
[25/07/2013 23:23:59] Janet Justin: my uncle is chasing all over to catch me up
[25/07/2013 23:24:08] Janet Justin: i have no one to complain to here
[25/07/2013 23:24:19] Janet Justin: because of my security
[25/07/2013 23:24:38] Mars: and of course, you tell that to a perfect stranger
[25/07/2013 23:24:42 | Modifié (23:25:01)] Mars: this is totally logical
[25/07/2013 23:24:56] Janet Justin: then i chose this way to look for a helper from God
[25/07/2013 23:25:13] Mars: God Michet ?
[25/07/2013 23:26:25] Janet Justin: no
[25/07/2013 23:26:31] Janet Justin: Holy God
[25/07/2013 23:26:41] Mars: Au lit, God ?
[25/07/2013 23:27:46] Mars: so, it is a really sad story (which happens to others people for real, sometimes), what can i do for you ? maybe i can kill your uncle and rape his corpse ?
[25/07/2013 23:28:07] Janet Justin: no no
[25/07/2013 23:28:16] Janet Justin: you must not kill him
[25/07/2013 23:28:28] Janet Justin: he want to claim my right property
[25/07/2013 23:28:33] Mars: are you sure ? i have already do that one time (or 2....maybe 3), it was funny
[25/07/2013 23:28:38] Janet Justin: and this is what am battling for
[25/07/2013 23:30:13] Mars: good story, and now ?
[25/07/2013 23:30:31] Mars: (you're sure you don't want me to kill him ?)
[25/07/2013 23:30:44] Janet Justin: he has come to Accra to search for me
[25/07/2013 23:30:55] Janet Justin: so that i can hand over the documents to him
[25/07/2013 23:31:17] Mars: what's his name ?
[25/07/2013 23:31:23] Janet Justin: and he will have the power to claim the boxes in the security company
[25/07/2013 23:33:31] Mars: i said "what's his name ?"
[25/07/2013 23:33:40] Mars: and i'm waiting an answer...
[25/07/2013 23:33:46] Mars: now, not in 3 hours
[25/07/2013 2310] Janet Justin: you mean the name of my uncle?
[25/07/2013 2318] Mars: obviously
[25/07/2013 2323] Mars: (smart girl ;))
[25/07/2013 23:35:15] Janet Justin: how you mean by smart girl?
[25/07/2013 23:35:36] Mars: WHAT'S YOUR UNCLE'S NAME ?!?!?!
[25/07/2013 23:36:01] Janet Justin: Joshue
[25/07/2013 23:36:12] Mars: i want the full name
[25/07/2013 23:36:19] Mars: Joshue Justin ?
[25/07/2013 23:36:50] Janet Justin: no no
[25/07/2013 23:37:04] Janet Justin: Joshua Farug Yark
[25/07/2013 23:37:15] Mars: oh my god...
[25/07/2013 23:37:30] Mars: i have to tell you something, but i think you will not believe me
[25/07/2013 23:38:14] Janet Justin: go ahead
[25/07/2013 23:38:37] Mars: Joshua Farug Yark..... he's my father....
[25/07/2013 23:38:57] Janet Justin: hhhmm
[25/07/2013 23:39:01] Mars: and the police took him into custody yesterday
[25/07/2013 23:39:04] Janet Justin: i can't believe that
[25/07/2013 23:39:09] Mars: why ?
[25/07/2013 23:39:11] Janet Justin: hahahah
[25/07/2013 23:39:16] Mars: God said it to me
[25/07/2013 23:41:44] Mars: sooooo, what can i do for you ?
[25/07/2013 23:41:57] Mars: i really want to help you
[25/07/2013 23:42:15] Mars: you want money to go to another country ?
[25/07/2013 23:42:21] Mars: i have a lot of money !
[25/07/2013 23:42:36] Janet Justin: I want you to talk to my lawyer
[25/07/2013 23:42:59] Janet Justin: and you help me to claim out the bos from the security company
[25/07/2013 23:44:06] Mars: ok
[25/07/2013 23:44:08] Mars: no pb
[25/07/2013 23:44:37] Mars: but after, show me a picture of you, please
[25/07/2013 23:45:08] *** Janet Justin envoie 005477522685JPEG (22).jpg ***
[25/07/2013 23:45:42] Mars: host it online and send me the link
[25/07/2013 23:45:45] *** Janet Justin envoie 005477522685JPEG (29).jpg ***
[25/07/2013 23:46:08] Janet Justin: i don't know how to do that
[25/07/2013 23:46:27] *** Mars a partagé ses détails avec Janet Justin. ***
[25/07/2013 23:46:39] Mars: ok, send it again
[25/07/2013 23:47:33] Janet Justin: ok
[25/07/2013 23:47:47] *** Janet Justin envoie 005477522685JPEG (22).jpg ***
[25/07/2013 23:48:07] *** Janet Justin envoie j10.jpg ***
[25/07/2013 23:48:21] *** Janet Justin envoie 005477522685JPEG (39).jpg ***
[25/07/2013 23:49:18] Janet Justin: send me yours please
[25/07/2013 23:49:42] Mars: are you always wearing clothes ? :(
[25/07/2013 23:49:56] Janet Justin: yeah
[25/07/2013 23:51:04] Mars: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/h...9041_n.jpg
[25/07/2013 23:51:06] Mars: it's me
[25/07/2013 23:51:31] Mars: sooooooo, why do you choose me to help you ?
[25/07/2013 23:51:45] Mars: and how did you find me ?
[25/07/2013 23:51:57] Mars: and i want to see your boobs, btw
[25/07/2013 23:52:45] Janet Justin: seems you not want to help me
[25/07/2013 23:52:56] Mars: whaaaaaat ?!
[25/07/2013 23:53:55] Janet Justin: yeah
[25/07/2013 23:54:47] Mars: ok, i don't want to see your boobs right now (only your pussy), but tell me why me and how did you find me
[25/07/2013 23:58:20] Mars: Florence ? still here ?
[25/07/2013 23:58:35] Janet Justin: yeah i know
[25/07/2013 2335 | Modifié (00:05:49)] Mars: come on Florent, talk to me please
[00:04:04] Mars: are you dead ?
[00:04:17] Mars: did your uncle kill you right now ?
[00:04:26 | Modifié (00:04:33)] Mars: Joshua, are you here ?
[00:06:02] Mars: JOSHUA, DON'T !!!!
[00:06:30] Mars: OMG he killed her....
[00:06:46] Mars: ok, i'm going to call the Accra's Police Station
[00:07:02] Mars: "hello, i want to report a murder"

Plus de nouvelles, je suis fortement inquiet

[EFC]

Tu peux traduire stp @Maussanais.

Le gars il s'est quand même accroché bien longtemps malgré tes conneries.
La photo du chien m'a achevé.

[Mazargues]

Je crois que le mec est aller porter plainte contre Mars

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Olivia Cockburn http://screencrush.com/movie-posters-actors-real-names/ tu m'étonnes...

[Gomincha]

Pourquoi t'en as pas profité pour lui refiler une carte graphique Mars ?

[MeuMeu]

bon alors ? elle est ...able ?

[bouillabaisse]

[quote='Mars' pid='1342762' dateline='1374790810']

[25/07/2013 23:24:56] Janet Justin: then i chose this way to look for a helper from God
[25/07/2013 23:25:13] Mars: God Michet ?
[25/07/2013 23:26:25] Janet Justin: no
[25/07/2013 23:26:31] Janet Justin: Holy God
[25/07/2013 23:26:41] Mars: Au lit, God ?

[Olorin]

punaise j'aurais bien aimé voir la photo

[le_filtre]

la photo

[Mars]

Pourquoi t'en as pas profité pour lui refiler une carte graphique Mars ?

J'ai pas pensé Toute façon j'en ai plus, par contre je vais certainement vendre un écran qui me sert à rien, voire même ma télé. Tant pis, si elle/il se reconnecte je tenterai le coup

Pour les intéressés la personne était censée ressembler à ça :

avec une amie, tenant un petit nanimal tout mignon
en prenant la pose sur un canapé (de son tonton ?)
allez viens, on est bien

[MeuMeu]

et c'était combien déjà plus ?

[Mars]

J'ai pas compris ta question